My Favourite Quotes

Vajpai was giving a speech on family planning.
Laloo got angry, said ' When u don't play the game dont make the rules'.
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JIN me basi JANAKI, RUM me base RAM, WHISKY me base WISHNU,
aur SHAMPAIGN me base SHYAM, Kis kis ka tyaag
karu mein, har bottle me bhagwaan.
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Lady drinking Coke, macchar falls in.
Lady takes it out.
Macchar say "MAA !" lady ask why did u called ma "MAA"
macchar say "Main teri coke se nikla hoon MAA!".
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
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Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ?
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ab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye Jalim Deodrant lagane me tumharey bap ka kya jata hai ?!
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo,
ke Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyaar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thodasa lagaya aur bas hogaya.......!!

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"Making friends takes a moment...
Being friends takes a lifetime "

An English professor wrote the words:
"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."



All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Some Quotes
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People are like stained-glass windows.They sparkle and shine when the sun is

out,
but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is

a light
from within.

-Elizabeth Kübler-Ross

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Humankind has not woven the web of life.
We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves.
All things are bound together.
All things connect.

-Chief Seattle

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Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery,
and today is a gift;
that's why they call it the present.

- Source Unknown

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Do not save your loving speeches
For your friends till they are dead;
Do not write them on their tombstones,
Speak them rather now instead.

- Anna Cummins

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Friends are those rare people
who ask how we are
and then wait to hear the answer.

- Ed Cunningham

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Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.

- Lucille Ball

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The worst bankrupt in the world is the person who has
lost his enthusiasm.

- H. W. Arnold

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Friendship is a sheltering tree.

- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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"Flatter me, and I may not believe you.Criticize me, and I may not like

you.Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.Encourage me, and I will

not forget you."

// posted by Ashish Sheth @ 5:39 AM