My Favourite Quotes

(1) I get up at 6 a.m.,
no matter what time it is.
(2) Every man wants a wife who is beautiful,
understanding, economical, and a goodcook.
But the law allows only one wife.
(3) Marriages are made in heaven.
But so again, are thunder and lightning.
(4) One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.
(5) The easiest way to make your old car run better,
is to check the prices of a new car.
(6) It's what people don't know about each other
that makes them such good friends.
(7) If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law,
get one who knows the judge.
(8) A man owes his success to his first wife;
and his second wife to his success.
(9) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of
chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me
like toxic waste.
(10) I'm an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
(11) Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage,the 'Y'becomes silent.
(12) Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with;
only marry someone that you cannot live without.
(13) I had some words with my wife,
and she had some paragraphs with me.

I lookat the stars, the stars r beautiful
Then I look at you......
I ........
I .......
I rather look at the stars again.
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Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU
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If lord Krishna flirts, people say its RAAS LEELA.
If we flirt, people say our character is DHEELA.
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Good looking people r hard to find.
That's why u don't ........
That's y u don't see me often.
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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really sooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Jassi singh tells his gf, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home."
When she goes the next day to his home.......
There was NO ONE at home.
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WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day."
HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I could have a new
one everyday."
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A SARDARJI is in the library , he bangs down a book and says :" too
boring, too many characters and no story.
LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took the phone directory away??
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Some Questions!!!!!


** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
** Why is a boxing ring square?
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?
** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

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